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>>10
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The mad 12 years
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There is a man who dropped out of a high school and became a stay-at-home.

He has an Oedipus complex and hates his father.
His younger sister is also one of the dropouts and he keeps a black dog as a pet.

Though his real age is 30 years old, he lies about his age.
He writes responses as an 18-year-old boy in the huge anonymous message boards, called 2channel, on the Internet.

He has a pig-like body, 163 centimeters tall and weighs 70 kilograms.
But he thinks that he is as cool as the members of the Johnnys and can join the group "Kiss My Foot 2".
This is a simptom of narcissism.

In reality, he is a grotesque hunk of fat, drepressed, and of corse still a virgin. He overestimates himself.

"I'm gonna be a 'BIG' ".

That's his favorite phrase.
The 30-year-old mad NEET, "Not in Education, Employment, or Training", dosen't even realize tha fact that he is already a "BIG".

People calls him "The 12 years" based on his lost years that never returns.

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>>17
頑張ったなこれ
ところどころ違和感あるけど面白いわ

スプライトってまだ売ってる

>>5>>8
俺は好きだ

地味に盲点だな
縦はバーティカルとか出てくるけど
斜めはダイアグノしか出てこなかったわ

>>20
さっき立ってたスレに原文があってちょっと直したんだがスレ落ちててな

The mad 12 years

A high school drop out that never left home.
His name is 12 years.
That has a oedipus complex and hates his father.
He has his younger sister thats also a high school drop out and a black dog as a pet.
And a guy thats fight over a popcicle.
His real age is 30 but he writes a lie as he was 27 on his responce on the internet.
A pig thats hight is 163cm his weighs is 70kg.
But he thinks that he is as cool as the Johnys and can join the group "Kiss My Foot 2".
This is a simptom of narcissism.
Even tho he is a grose hunk of fat thats depressed and a virgin that has a oedipus complex he overestimates himself.
Im gonna be "BIG" is his favorite phrase.
The 30 year old mad NEET "Not in Education, Employment, or Training" dosnt even realize that he is already BIG.

>>24
原文よりかはいいけど
ところどころ違和感がある
俺は人のこと言えないけど
でもあなたは結構高い英語力持ってると思う

The lost 12 yearsのほうが語感よくね？

エアレイド

ラティアルとハイトだろ多分

>>25
英文法は受験当時ですらまじめに覚えてないからぼろぼろだわ多分

原文の話の構成がもったいないと思ったんだよな
二行目にThe 12 yearsを持ってくる効果が薄すぎるし
読者の12年という数字への注目度も物足りないから詐称する年齢も変えてみた


>>26
それは若干思ったけど「失われた12年」だと
失われた良いものを指しそうだったので元のままで

>>29
俺も文法は感覚で覚えてたからボロボロｗｗｗ
周りで友人が
「ここが関係代名詞で～」「～構文だから」って言われてもさっぱりだったわｗｗｗ

文法よりも言い回しに違和感があったな例えば
a simptom of narcissismとか
２ちゃんねるの説明が軽く入ってたからジャニーズとかそのグループの補足も欲しかった

あとは上手く言えないけどやっぱり一発でネイティブじゃない人が書いたなって分かる

ってデカいこと言う割に俺は大したこと無いんだけどね
ごめんなさいね