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カサカサに乾燥させたきゅうり

じゃがいも

キュウリって害菜だよね

↓空から降る一億のきゅうり

雨ってゅうのゎ。。

９割以上が水分。。。

そしてきゅうりも、９割以上が水分。。。

そぅ。。これゎもぅ。。。

雨＝きゅうりってゅうコト。。。

空から降る一億のきゅうり。。。

もぅﾏﾁﾞ無理。。。

浅漬けにしょ。。。。

もろきゅううまいだろ！

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アボカドは野菜じゃないと返せないお前はアホ

きゅうりは９割水
人間は６割水

きゅうり大したことないじゃん

栄養価ゼロなだけじゃなくて体内のビタミンまで壊す優れもの

さすがに体内のビタミンまでは壊さないと思うが