国民「千本桜を国歌にしろ」ねらー「は?」 (48)

国民「千本桜を聴くとハッピーになって幸せになる」

ねらー(中年職歴無しニート)「ふざけんなあんな曲がjdegbnはgsかfvふぉgdみhul」

国民「千本桜大好き!」

ねらー(ブサメン童貞ハゲデブチビ低学歴)「gyjkijhgjk57はにやわ5んggeぎゃあああああああああああああああああああ」

幼女「ママーあれ(ねらー)なにぃ?」

母「あっ・・・・(察し)みみみ!みちゃいけません!!!早く目をそらしなさい!目が腐るよ!!!??????」

幼女「うえーん目が痛いよーうえーん」

幼女「あ!千本桜だー千本桜が流れてるー♪」

幼女「千本桜♪夜ニ紛レ♪」

母「ふふふ」

ねらー(キモオタ根暗)「デュフフッ幼女幼女」

幼女以外の国民「こらー!やめろ!!」
幼女以外の国民「一緒に千本桜歌おっか」
幼女「うん!」
こうして世界は平和になった
ねらーは非国民
千本桜を国歌にしろ

千本桜なんてBohemianRhapsody程度の曲だろ

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide (no escape from reality)
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, (poor boy) I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low
Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, I just killed a man
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun... But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, oooooooh
Didn't mean to make you cry, if I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come, sent shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Mama, ooooooh. (Way the wind blows)
I don't wanna die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche , Scaramouche will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening , me
Galileo, (Galileo), Galileo, (Galileo), Galileo, figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o-o
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah, no! We will not let you go.
Let him go!
Bismillah, no! We will not let you go.
Let me go!
Will not let you go.
Never never never let you go-o-o-o-o
No no no no no no no!
Oh mama Mia mama Mia
Mama Mia let me go
Beezlebub has a devil aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you can love me then leave me to die?
Oh, baby. Can't do this to me baby? Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here.

Nothing really matters.
Anyone can see.
Nothing really matters...... Nothing really matters....
To me.
(Any way the wind blows)

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